Your shoes have more miles on them than your car does

You need a magnifying glass to see your name in the paper

People say, " you run three miles, AT ONCE"

Your underwear cover more then your uniform shorts

You run farther in a week than your bus travels to school

Dogs have to hurry to keep up with you

Your mom tells you to run to the store because it takes you to long to drive

You find yourself running between classes, just because

You can spit while you run

You'd rather run to school than drive

You combine phrases like " 10 mile run & Easy Run" in the same breath

You can eat your weight in spaghetti

Your spit strings from your chin and you don't even care

You schedule dates around meets

You spend more on training clothes than school clothes

You wear those same training clothes to school regularly

You have more meet t-shirts than dress shirts

Your christmas list includes running shoes, running shorts, running socks

You feel lost without your water bottle

You have withdrawals at the end of the season

You can eat spaghetti three times a day

You need to warm-up three miles for the mile in P.E. class

Gatorade is you drug of choice

You give up the dance for Districts

Your Saturdays for the next 4 years are spent at high-schools

You enjoy running Maple Street hill

Your favorite food group is carbohydrates

You call bus seat number 17 your second home

You don't puke your first day of basketball practice

You have trouble benching the bar

You are always hungry

You're running in your dreams

You always have cotton mouth

You say that you feel good after a 10 miles run

You try to impress the girls/boys by saying you're a fast finisher

You consider school as just a break between runs

You always stretch while in the lunch line

Track is the other sport

You foam at the mouth every time you see a big hill

6 miles is an easy day

Pizza, Pasta, Pizza & Pasta are your four food groups

Steve Prefontaine birthday is more important than yours

You never look behind you

You don't know what the "off season" means

You find yourself saying, "its not really a hill"

You hit targets with your snot rockets

Your spit hits everything but the ground

You ran a sub 6 on the P.E. mile run

You did a 30 minute warmup for the P.E. mile run

You laugh at sprinters while they run

You talk to you coach more than your parents

You cookie jar is filled with bagels

The seniors assist the freshmen into Tuscarora Lake

You always win the race in your dreams!

If you have any ideas Why your a North Schuylkill Cross Country Runner please email to me gkriesher@hotmail.com